1. Articles written like they might be seen in Cosmo. (What about sex magic tips? For men? 10 Ways to Make Your Lady-Friend - or Otherwise - Think You're a Grad A Stud. Or some shit.)
2. Batman. (?!?!?!?!?!?)
3. Why am I writing this?
Actually. This entry was never intended to be real. Just to annoy R.O.