Agent of Chaos
I am always happy to provide the lulz. ;)
@Z.E.: I can't help wondering what the person in this video would do if they saw Alex Sander's X-Rated documentary Legend of the Witches. Toward the end, there's this great Black Mass/Poppet binding scene wherein the narrator continually repeats the words: "The Blood of Lucifer. ... The Blood of Lucifer..."LMAO. God.
The chick in the video scares me. In a "Girl, Interrupted" kind of way. I'll refrain from dissecting how many different ways she's wrong, and just suggest instead that she go buy some hair conditioner.
@Veles: You devil worshiping fiend!Hair conditioner is necessary to my existence as a Scott-Irish-American Bastard (tm). I can't imagine how one could go without it...
It all starts out with innocently skipping a day of hair conditioning...and the next thing you know you're calling yourself a Green White Witch on YouTube and tweaking from your lack of meds.It's a slippery slope, my friend.
And let's not even address how an inverted pentacle to the onlooker when viewed by the wearer is GASP, upright. DUN DUN DUN.Also, I need to find the Legend of The Witches, to go with Haxan and some of my other documentaries. I'd love to do a screening of some of those for the local CUUPs group.
Why is it I feel it's easier to get all snarky over youtube videos than I do over things written on messageboards and blogs? Youtube is by far the easiest for me to justify mocking. I have no idea why.
@Jack: Ooo I wish to see this movie. And I think "The Blood of Lucifer" needs to be a Dethklok song.@Veles: When faced with a Green White witch, it is proper to bust out your Red/Black deck and cast Decree of Pain.
http://failbook.failblog.org/2009/12/22/funny-facebook-judaism-satanism-same-thing/...yep, that's all I have to say :-p
In regards to Legend: http://www.amazon.com/Legend-Witches-Documentary/dp/B0036264MC Thanks, Amazon!Last time I saw it online, DivX was still hosting videos on their site. I have not seen it online, since.@Pallas: That's... terrible! LMAO!@Z.E.: I insist that if you sampled the phrase The Blood of Lucifer and Lucifer! The Sun God! and stuck a sexy beat behind it, you'd have a floor-killing synth or industrial song.Ahem. My apologies for the slip-up. Fixed it as soon as I realized.
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