Thursday, September 30, 2010

Wicca vs. Satanism



So you see, when the pentacle is like this, you're a Wiccan. But if the Pentacle is like this, then you're a Satanist.


I'm glad we got that "cleared" up. I feel so, uh, what's the right word? "Enlightened."

And thanks, Z.E. Accordino and Jhonn. I did LOL muchly.

10 comments:

Z. E. Accordino said...

I am always happy to provide the lulz. ;)

Jack Faust said...

@Z.E.: I can't help wondering what the person in this video would do if they saw Alex Sander's X-Rated documentary Legend of the Witches. Toward the end, there's this great Black Mass/Poppet binding scene wherein the narrator continually repeats the words: "The Blood of Lucifer. ... The Blood of Lucifer..."

LMAO. God.

Veles said...

The chick in the video scares me. In a "Girl, Interrupted" kind of way.

I'll refrain from dissecting how many different ways she's wrong, and just suggest instead that she go buy some hair conditioner.

Jack Faust said...

@Veles: You devil worshiping fiend!

Hair conditioner is necessary to my existence as a Scott-Irish-American Bastard (tm). I can't imagine how one could go without it...

Veles said...

It all starts out with innocently skipping a day of hair conditioning...and the next thing you know you're calling yourself a Green White Witch on YouTube and tweaking from your lack of meds.

It's a slippery slope, my friend.

Lady Scylla said...

And let's not even address how an inverted pentacle to the onlooker when viewed by the wearer is GASP, upright. DUN DUN DUN.

Also, I need to find the Legend of The Witches, to go with Haxan and some of my other documentaries. I'd love to do a screening of some of those for the local CUUPs group.

Jack Faust said...

Why is it I feel it's easier to get all snarky over youtube videos than I do over things written on messageboards and blogs? Youtube is by far the easiest for me to justify mocking. I have no idea why.

Z. E. Accordino said...

@Jack: Ooo I wish to see this movie. And I think "The Blood of Lucifer" needs to be a Dethklok song.

@Veles: When faced with a Green White witch, it is proper to bust out your Red/Black deck and cast Decree of Pain.

Pallas Renatus said...

http://failbook.failblog.org/2009/12/22/funny-facebook-judaism-satanism-same-thing/

...yep, that's all I have to say :-p

Jack Faust said...

In regards to Legend: http://www.amazon.com/Legend-Witches-Documentary/dp/B0036264MC Thanks, Amazon!

Last time I saw it online, DivX was still hosting videos on their site. I have not seen it online, since.

@Pallas: That's... terrible! LMAO!

@Z.E.: I insist that if you sampled the phrase The Blood of Lucifer and Lucifer! The Sun God! and stuck a sexy beat behind it, you'd have a floor-killing synth or industrial song.

Ahem. My apologies for the slip-up. Fixed it as soon as I realized.