Friday, June 4, 2010

How YOU can help ME!

I suck at writing bios about myself. I get wrapped up in questions about whether I'm being too pretentious, or whether it's intriguing at all or...

... So generally, I just plain don't write them. As this blogspot page is a testament to.

However, I feel like that's cheating for some odd reason. So...

... Any blog readers that wish, if you'd like to give me quotes about what you LIKE about what I write, I'll throw them up on the new wordpress "About Me" page. (Said blog will be given to the public on June 17th! With a fitting entry, no less. Or so the plan is.) I'll be sure to link back to your blog (unless you tell me not to)!

You can make said quotes as: caustic, silly, funny, sarcastic, truthful, or irate as you wish.

10 comments:

The Scribbler said...

I take that as a challenge. And I'm sure Gordon does, too. Eh Gordon?

Jhonn Barghest said...

You mean something like:

"Often, Jack Faust is more poignant than a one-shot round of roshambo."

?

Gordon said...

"Jack is a magnificent nerd who writes about comics and cigarettes sometimes. Please subscribe."

The Scribbler said...

"Jack Faust is the Gary Oldman of chaos magick."

Eldritch said...

"Jack Faust was born in a pit of madness, after a neo-tom sawyer childhood he took up Sorcery after having mastered the art of beating up pastors. On his resume he lists Chaos Wizard, author, seducer, treasure hunter, world traveler, all around scoundrel, and super villain as professions. When not vacationing at his secret base in a country that can only be located with the secret map of the world Jack can be found at various coffee houses in the Sacramento area accompanied by his harem."

Gordon said...

Also I heard he can fly.

Frater POS said...

A self-described asshat, the well read Jack Faust is not as evil as he pretends to be. Sometimes, he will play with very evil toys, which makes him dangerous and amusing as long as the toy is not tossed into your playpen.

Jason Miller, said...

Jack Faust was first taught magic as a child by a family of suburbanite Rakshasas that lived in the house next door.

He carries enough condoms in his wallet for all of Chthulhu's tentacles.

He knows how to build a temple using only 23 nails and one enormous screw.

Jack Faust said...

@Jhon: Exactly! ... Is that the one you wanna use?

@Eldritch: I loooove it.

@Scribbler: ... I normally get Gene Wilder due to the hair. But I can dig Gary Oldman.

@Jason: Only you. LMFAOIRL. VVF and I laughed pretty fucking hard at that one.

@POS: *grin* Thanks. I'll try to keep my evil toys out of your yard. Promise.

@Gordon: LOL. I can't fly. But one day I will Walk Through Walls. They told me it can't happen. And so far they've been right, as my stubbed toes and bumped noses prove. But one day, with the right level of trance...

... Yeah. Right. Well, you can't fault a guy for refusing to stop trying.

Jhonn Barghest said...

@Jack: Yeah, dude!

You can either use:

"Often, Jack Faust is more poignant than a one-shot round of roshambo."

or

"If this were a game of roshambo, Jack Faust would be using steel-toed sneakers."

Whichever you like the most.