... So generally, I just plain don't write them. As this blogspot page is a testament to.
However, I feel like that's cheating for some odd reason. So...
... Any blog readers that wish, if you'd like to give me quotes about what you LIKE about what I write, I'll throw them up on the new wordpress "About Me" page. (Said blog will be given to the public on June 17th! With a fitting entry, no less. Or so the plan is.) I'll be sure to link back to your blog (unless you tell me not to)!
You can make said quotes as: caustic, silly, funny, sarcastic, truthful, or irate as you wish.