Did you consider that by growing a beard, you are playing to mrvi's beard and it's quest for world domination?
Mr. VI does not control my destiny. Only I control my destiny. However, as a brother in arms, I am down to have our bearded ways result in World Domination. It would be the Empire of Faust and VI. They who cannot agree on anything, and scream at one another over the phone (across an ocean no less) over trivial shit until realizing: they are both right, and discussing the same damn thing.
Were we to rule, unfortunately, absolutely nothing would change. Because that's what we spend our time doing. The Path of the Beard hath failed.